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Post by Legolas on Apr 1, 2006 0:28:05 GMT 2
61. Make them teach Bell not to curse. Even though I hate German too. Not Germans, GERMAN. (For all you sincetive little people out there.)
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Post by Cardo on Apr 4, 2006 9:29:46 GMT 2
62. Flay the penguins and use their skins a some mighty fine book covers
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Post by Legolas on Apr 5, 2006 1:40:36 GMT 2
63. Make the into tables
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Post by Cardo on Apr 5, 2006 9:18:54 GMT 2
64. Use them as boat engines
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Post by Legolas on Apr 6, 2006 3:14:56 GMT 2
65. Us them as the rubber band on balsa wood airplains. xD
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Post by Beldaran on Mar 31, 2008 21:37:30 GMT 2
66. Make a sushi meal out of it...
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Post by Beldaran on Mar 31, 2008 21:50:30 GMT 2
A re-cap: 101 uses for Penguin
1. make a coat of it... 2. play golf 3. medical experiments 4. play bowling with the penguins as the pins 5. Use them as fishbaits 6. chase them!!!!!!! 7. Use them as experimental torpedos 8. (you are crazy you know that?) anyways use them as plushie toys and sell them for 1000000000 pounds! 9. Put them inside hamburgers, and sell them as McPinguins 10.hide them away from Bel and Snake 11. stuff them and string them up on your wall! 12. Try an experimental bow with penguin gut string! 13. Hide 13 penguins under Legolas' bed.... and then..... ! 14. Use 14 penguins as a floater 15. cut them poen. take the guts out and use them as slippers:) 16th name every peguin you see after some one that reminds you of a peguin. (in my case, that's true) 17. Give a penguin to a kid and say it's a living doll... 18. simply use it as a pillow! 19. revise of my last one, hide them from bel cardo, conquariel and tala......... 20. make one of them teach Legolas how to spell my name!!! 21: teach them all to say no to Caranquariel haha 22. make your own penguin army! 23. make a large pool in your backyard and claim to the police that the peguins are escapees from the zoo and happened to find their way to your backyard. 24. cuddle with them 25. Use them as reserve winter food ! 26. put a cape on them, give them super powers and call em super-penguins! 27. Teach them to do tricks and form a circus. 28th send one pinguin to the late night with Conan O'Brien talk show 29. give them to charity 30. Make a floating island of them and build a house. 31. Make a topic about them 32. Find out 101 uses for them. 33. use them for target practise 34. Hire them as actors to a movie and give them minimum pay. 35. TREAT THEM NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 36. use them as waiters in a bad resturant! 37. Hide them from all of you in Lothlorien......oops I gave away were I hid them. 38. Use them as bait in an elaborate Rube Goldberg trap for a famous comic-book villan. 39. treat them so nice, they pay you.......(there I'm starting to get mean, but the "penquines" are sacred in my mental gulash!!!!!!) admin edit: what's penquines? 40. make them explane to the world/dragons lair what Leggy's "mental GULASH" is!!!!!!! 41: Write a story about a penguin 42. Co-write a story with a penguin 43. Sing a song about a penguin 44. Use a bloody penguin to scare children at Halloween 45. Sing a song with a penguin 46. Use a stiff frozen penguin as a dueling weapon! 47. put it on a space ship to explore the new world that humans cant! 48.treat them nice and hide them away from all you people and keep them in minus tirith, aw...now I gatta relocate them again! dang! 49. Play chess with a penguin, and see who wins! 50. Make chess boards of their black and white skin, cruel 51. take them to a formal dance and see who reacts to them. 52. Sell them to Hollywood as actors in costumes 53. Roast penguins over open fire and sell them as exotic food.... and make a lot of money... 54. (fine I'll be mean to) Eat them. 55. Make the first manned flight to Mars using penguins, let's see if NASA buys this idea 56. use them as messenger birds 57. Use them as petfood... 58. Teach them to work and use them as slave labour 59. Force them to learn German including all the ***** grammar... so they can do the translating for you! 60. Use them as biological fuel ! 61. Make them teach Bell not to curse. Even though I hate German too. Not Germans, GERMAN. (For all you sincetive little people out there.) 62. Flay the penguins and use their skins a some mighty fine book covers 63. Make the into tables 64. Use them as boat engines 65. Us them as the rubber band on balsa wood airplains. xD 66. Make a sushi meal out of it...
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Post by blackumbrella on Apr 1, 2008 0:03:14 GMT 2
67. Put on a steel-glove, and punch it in the stomach! xD
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Post by Beldaran on Apr 1, 2008 0:42:41 GMT 2
68. Hire 'em as ice-cream vendors
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Post by blackumbrella on Apr 1, 2008 15:08:57 GMT 2
69. Throw them at a wall to see how many one needs to cover the whole thing.
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Post by Beldaran on Apr 2, 2008 1:43:59 GMT 2
70. Use them as inspiration for a cartoon called "Bernie the penguin-supehero"
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Post by blackumbrella on Apr 2, 2008 7:11:38 GMT 2
71. Kick em in the nuts!
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Post by Beldaran on Apr 2, 2008 16:09:43 GMT 2
72. Use them as security guards in super secret hiding place
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Post by Cardo on May 1, 2008 11:56:16 GMT 2
73. Teach them to fly!
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Post by Beldaran on May 6, 2008 15:03:22 GMT 2
74. Write a fanfiction story with a penguin as the Doctor's companion
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