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Post by Ogier on Apr 12, 2004 11:28:23 GMT 2
Yes
Where do keys go?
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Post by Ouroboros on Apr 12, 2004 11:37:47 GMT 2
To conferences, to discuss key issues.
Where does dust come from?
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Post by Ogier on Apr 12, 2004 11:45:54 GMT 2
From under the sofas
Why do fish have gills?
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Post by Ouroboros on Apr 12, 2004 11:58:13 GMT 2
Because the ducks took all the bills.
Why do kittens have claws?
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Post by Ogier on Apr 12, 2004 12:07:36 GMT 2
They complement their paws
Why are these answers starting to rhyme with the questions?
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Post by Ouroboros on Apr 12, 2004 12:14:55 GMT 2
Because there are poets in these dungeons.  What do trees have leaves? |
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Post by Silver on Apr 12, 2004 12:45:08 GMT 2
Because they don't have feathers...
Why is the snow melting away?
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Post by Ogier on Apr 12, 2004 12:48:35 GMT 2
Because it's a warm and sunny day
Why is Windows so unstable?
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Post by Hellcat on Apr 12, 2004 13:38:52 GMT 2
Because it is windows.
Why does the sun shine and the moon don't?
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Post by Dallandra on Apr 13, 2004 10:22:08 GMT 2
The sun stole the moon's shine
Why's there always so little time?
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Post by Ouroboros on Apr 13, 2004 10:30:05 GMT 2
Because the Time Thief keeps stealing it.
Why do rain drops fall?
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Post by Beldaran on Apr 13, 2004 10:33:29 GMT 2
because they're not sober....  why are raindrops not sober? |
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Post by Ouroboros on Apr 15, 2004 8:00:35 GMT 2
Because they met me on the way to the pub and I dragged them along...
Why is life so bitter?
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Post by Dallandra on Apr 15, 2004 13:00:03 GMT 2
?
It's bitter?
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Post by Beldaran on Apr 15, 2004 13:30:11 GMT 2
Life is bitter if you drink bitter or live inside a lemon...
why would you live inside a lemon?
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