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Post by Ouroboros on Jan 19, 2005 10:26:45 GMT 2
By sending him into mortal combat with this little fella How would you kill an encyclopaedia salesman with a feather duster?
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Post by Cardo on Jan 19, 2005 14:42:03 GMT 2
I would show him the encyclopedia cemetary, and ask him to dust them, with a promise to buy something when his ready. And if he survives the dusting, I'll ask if I can buy one page alone, that should give him a seizure How would you kill a spartan warrior with a feather?
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Post by Ouroboros on Jan 20, 2005 9:08:01 GMT 2
That is so crafty, Cardo. I'd stick the feather down the Spartan's armour such that he'd wiggle about during inspection and later kill himself for shame at having broken discipline. How would you kill an alcoholic Roman emperor with an army of peacocks?
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Post by Legolas on Jan 26, 2005 4:02:35 GMT 2
You wouldn't, the smell of the grape wine inside him would make the pecocks eat him because he smells like pecock food. How would you kill an undifeated english army cammarnder of the fourteenth century with full black steel armor and the most powerfull dragon longsword and mace in the every blessed single universe ever? (phew that was a mouthfull )
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Post by Beldaran on Oct 12, 2005 13:21:25 GMT 2
You wouldn't, the smell of the grape wine inside him would make the pecocks eat him because he smells like pecock food. How would you kill an undifeated english army cammarnder of the fourteenth century with full black steel armor and the most powerfull dragon longsword and mace in the every blessed single universe ever? (phew that was a mouthfull ) Every man has a weak spot, I would just have to find it and then use it to my advantage... But poison always works, hehe, I know, poison is a typical woman's weapon... But so what How would you kill a dog with three heads?
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Post by Silver on Feb 8, 2006 11:40:25 GMT 2
I would feed one head to the other...and hope that it would work.
How would you kill a centaur?
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Post by Cardo on Feb 8, 2006 13:35:02 GMT 2
I would call in some men who sooo love horse flesh How would you kill a lion with a wooden spoon ?
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Post by Legolas on Apr 1, 2006 0:17:49 GMT 2
I'd make him play fetch till he de-hydrated and died. How would you kill... a dude that can't be killed with a plastic spoon?
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Post by Cardo on Apr 4, 2006 9:28:10 GMT 2
I would trade his soul for the plastic spoon, and then burn the corpse, a soul without a body must be counted as dead? How would you kill a knight with a mirror
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Post by Legolas on Apr 5, 2006 1:44:17 GMT 2
I'd make him look at himself with the mirror. How would you kill the mirror?
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Post by Cardo on Apr 5, 2006 9:11:38 GMT 2
Id make the most ugly person look into it, then the mirror would implode
How would you kill a dragon with a candle?
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Post by Legolas on Apr 6, 2006 3:17:19 GMT 2
I'd tell him that if the candle wax melted... He'd e'splode. How would you kill stupid people?
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Post by Tala on Apr 27, 2006 19:16:10 GMT 2
start talking really smart with them.
how do you kill a door to door salesperson with sour cream?
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Post by Legolas on May 25, 2006 8:00:49 GMT 2
OMG! Thank you so much! Finally a fun one! Hmm.. I'd try to sell it to him, using the worst sale tactics possible. MUWAHAHA How would you kill.. Oh, bell you gunna hate me. ...Your COMPUTER!
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Post by Beldaran on Mar 29, 2008 17:03:28 GMT 2
By installing Windows Vista... d'uh.... !
How would you kill a flesh-eating cactus-warrior?
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