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Post by Beldaran on Oct 12, 2003 16:43:22 GMT 2
well what about a story you can continue, you don't have to write so many sentences but I don't want just a one word reply.
[glow=red,2,300]And no spamming and as little editing as possible[/glow]
so here's the beginning (sp?): It was a dark and a stormy night, a man was walking on a muddy road, he wore a black robe and some black boots. He was heading to the inn of the .......
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 12, 2003 16:48:28 GMT 2
and 25 lines at the most Chinatown, where he was to meet an old friend, known as Ogg the Terrible. Ogg only had one eye, most of his toes had fallen off, he smelled, anhd he lived in a bog. The person came to ogg that night, and sat down. He ordered a beer, and began plotting with Ogg...
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Post by Silver on Oct 15, 2003 10:34:28 GMT 2
..."have you got the stuff, he asked" "have you got the money, the other one replayed" So Ogg changed the money for the stuff and left. They made this horrible plott against the king of the forums just because they were so powerhungry. There was many suporters for the plott and Ogg left to meat them to a....
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 15, 2003 23:55:28 GMT 2
bar, where he greeted his fans, and was interviewed. The reporter cam up to Ogg and said, "what is it you plan to do?" "I plan to corrupt the forums" "What will you do after that?" "I will torture people" "Do you think that you have a chance of winning?" "Of course I do, none of these young one-liners can match my awesome spam power!" "This is Sara Reporter saying good day, and join Ogg." Many people began to flee the forums, because of Ogg the Terrible, and only a few brave spammers remained, snake0024, Denna, Silver, Dallandra, Sepiroth, and Dominus. Together they would remain and defend the forums from...
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Post by Silver on Oct 16, 2003 19:09:21 GMT 2
...the evil Ogg. "One for all and all for one, the spammers said when they where clinging their glasses at the Green Dragon Tavern" The others did runn away but these brave spammers didn't want to leave their forum, so they decided to....
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 18, 2003 1:12:02 GMT 2
eat some of Denna's blueberry pie, while talking about the weather. Meanwhile in Ogg's bog, Ogg was spying on the 6 Musketeers. "no, they are eating pie and talking about the weather, I can't get them now, for when they do that they become stronger then me! We will have to wait." "Yes, we shall wait, then we will go and gets our Precious" "Nasty Musketeerses" "Yes, we wills wrings their necks" And so Ogg talked with himself until...
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Post by Silver on Oct 18, 2003 16:42:57 GMT 2
...he noticed that someone was listening! "Who the he** are you?" "Well, said the stranger I'm just one whos help you might need." "So you think I Ogg the great should need help, oh stop kidding me boy I don't need any help from you!" "So you think you could make it by yourself against those 6 musketeers, you must be silly" "Don't you ever.....
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 18, 2003 17:48:20 GMT 2
talk to me wuthout giving me your wallet!" "I am so sorry Ogg" *hands wallet over* Ogg grabs the wallet, takes the money and begins chewing on te wallet. "This is good leather" "So you will let me aid you" "Yes, yes" And so Ogg and the unnamed man...
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Post by Silver on Oct 20, 2003 12:42:54 GMT 2
...started chitchatting about hairy feet and the wallpapers at Oggs place. "Could I get back my wallet now, asked the unnamed after some hours of chitchatting?" "I was just wondering if we should give it to the "Mistress of spam" as an birthday gift." "But Ogg I don't understand why she would want to have my wallet!!!" "Dear friend, she does not want it but she might die if she gets an wallet like this!" *Evil laugh* "Don't you Ogg hurt my wallets feelings or I'll.....
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 20, 2003 21:59:53 GMT 2
"get a new wallet!" The wallet was angered by this, and he spoke up, "Listen here unnamed man, if you get another wallet, I will bite your hand off" "Bite my hand off?" "Yes" "You wouldn't dare do such a thing" To prove his point, the wallet bit off Ogg's hand. Ogg was angered by this, and he...
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Post by Silver on Oct 21, 2003 12:47:57 GMT 2
....covered the wallet with some nice paper. "You! Ogg said to the unnamed man, you can go and give this to the mistress." "And what should I say to her when I give it?" "Well you could say that it's from an secret admirer, who wants to give her this gift" "Now I see" "Well that took a long time, how old are you?".....
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 22, 2003 15:21:49 GMT 2
"I am exactly 54 seconds... 55 seconds... 56 secnonds... 57...58...59...60..." The next day Ogg said, "I have come up with a new plan-" "We had an old plan?" "Yes we did" "what was it?" "You don't need to know" "You made a plan without me?!" "Shut-up already" "ok" "We are now The Wallet Snatchers, and we will take the 6 Musketeers wallets from them" "I like it"
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Post by Silver on Oct 23, 2003 13:04:07 GMT 2
....And when the night falls and the musketeers are all drunk in the tavern a stranger appears to the door. "Okay you drunkards, give me your wallets he says" Bel: "How about giving you a beer? You see I like my wallet and woulden't want to give it to you!" "Ogg! They don't want to give me their wallets, what should i do?" "Shut up, I'm not here!" "But Ogg you are there......
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Post by Dallandra on Oct 23, 2003 13:12:14 GMT 2
behind the bar!" "Shut up!" Ogg tries to whisper. "Aha!" Dal says and grabs hold of one of Ogg's feet that stick out from behind the bar. "It isch you who haschve planned all of thisss" Bel mumbles and falls of her chair, spilling her 10th drink on the floor. "So, my fellow musketeers. What do you think we should do with them?" Dal asks after revealing Ogg.
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Post by snake0024 on Oct 23, 2003 15:16:05 GMT 2
Everyone begins to scrath their head, then Dom says, "I know, we should give Ogg all of our wallets." Everyone murmers agreement to Dom's idea, and they all hand over their wallets, except Dom, who is has a pile of wallets on the floor, and is pulling out his...
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